He fought in both World Wars and Vietnam before joining a special weapons project called Weapon X. Wiz: With his healing ability slowing his aging, Logan has lived over one hundred years. (*Cues: X2: Wolverine's Revenge - Main Menu Theme*)
Always popping up when you don't need it. Damn, those things seem really inconvenient, like a murder erection. Anyway, James took on the name Logan to poorly hide his identity, and ran away from home with his childhood friend Rose, but then he accidentally stabbed her to death, too. Wiz: But Thomas used his dying breath for the oh so original plot twist: I'm your father.īoomstick: Going from two dads to zero in a matter of seconds. Or more specifically, what stabbed him to death. Wiz: But when the family groundskeeper Thomas Logan murdered his father, James learned he had a more lethal power hidden within.īoomstick: Retractable bone claws! Old Thomas never knew what hit him. (*Cues: X-Men: First Class - Rage and Serenity*) Wiz: As he grew up, James started to develop mutant powers, which gave him animal senses and rapid healing. Wiz: But before he was the poster boy for the X-Men, he was born James Howlett in 1886.īoomstick: And he was the wimpiest kid ever! He was tiny, and pathetic, and sick all the time, but little James wasn't stuck in bed for too long. (*Cues: X-Men Legends - Weapon X Facility (Quiet)*)īoomstick: Three scratches, three claws, this is the mark of the Wolverine. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. Wiz: And Raiden, the deadly cyborg ninja from Metal Gear. Like Wolverine, the vicious anti-hero of the X-Men. Boomstick: Long range weaponry are effective tools of destruction, but there's just something special about killing up close and personal with a blade.
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